Knift Kong

What did i have to say? It´s friday bitches and Knifte is going to throw shit on your city, but it´s party-shit so everyone who gets hit will became an alcaholic, dancing, drugadict party animal!

Stay...shitty

I want...

Hey you ...fag...faggo....fans!
I feel a little bit ill today and i hate beeing ill, i want to be fit and healthy!
Maybe i shouldn´t drink so much at the weekends :D Pah!
I heard a warm beer will help...so thats the plan for tonight :D

Good bye...fuck you!
Stay Knifte stay ill!

Empty paper

I wanted you to give me more likes but instead i get less, whats wrong with you bitches? :D

This is my statement to this mess...

Sublime with Rome & Knifte

Tomorrow is the day that i´ve been waiting for since i was 12 years old!

I´m going to see sublime live! Childhood dream came true you fuckers... :D

I hope i can give them this Knifte artwork like i did with the Mad Caddies.

Now wish me look you faggots!

Stay Knifte!!!!!

Future secret

Time for some Bullshit! 

Have a good start in the week you bitches!

Cloud Gang´84

Don´t get in the way of these guys! Pirates of the caribbean, hells angels, bandidos...who is this?
Look in their faces and tell me you´re not afraid! Think about AC/DCs "TNT" while watching this artwork :D

Stay true and Knifte!

Two faced heart

no words needed...

Time to relax...

SILENCE!!!! 

ok sit down....open page number 23 and read out loud bitches!

"It´s weekend, fin"

Nothing more to say i´m out of here!!! Ciaooooo.....

Weekend!

Back from Indonesia and directly into the weekend...if you ever have the chance to go to Java, don´t think about it just do it! And if you need some info, text me!

What an awesome trip! And now....weekend you cocksuckers, get drunk and knifte!

Peer Kniftbrück

There´s only one man who will ever get my vote and that´s Peer Kniftbrück! He stands for free pooping in public, vomit when you want, smoke weed and drink beer as much as you can and stay knifte!!!

I´m off to indonesia, good bye and see you in 2 weeks bitches!!!!

Chupa Chups

Tuesday gift!
Only 4 days left until Knifte goes to indonesia for 2 weeks! Today Knifte will go to the last day of Pützchens Markt with all his sadest motherfucker friends to drink and party!
JOIN US!!!!

Stay Knifte everyone!!!!!

Go away!

Hey ho! Look what i saw today, i looked up into the sky ... i took my pencil and start drawing and when i was done it was just a weird picture again. Also we are working on Van Dalism the whole time so stay tuned and don´t let some dumb clouds shit on your head!!

Knifte 4 life!

Gaming time

Ok shut up everyone i wanna play this game right now, let me .... just let me...

I will play this the whole weekend!!! fuck drinking :D
Stay Knifte bitches!

Sun Newspaper

HEy folks i´m back from my chaos trip to biarritz -hossegor and san sebastian! ALIVE!

Here´s an report in the world famous "Sun" newspaper about my scottish bro´s from silibil n brains,
next to them you see my artwork for their upcoming album! NOICE!

Stay Knifte bitches!

Faster

It´s thursday and tomorrow i´m going on vacation with my friends...so...please little clock...go faster!!!

By the way, today is world-knift day,
so stay Knifte bitches!

Knifta Lisa

Just 5 days...then holidays! South france here i come again, but till then i found a new piece of art in the Louvre, Knifta Lisa. Look how beautiful she is!

Stay knifte bitches!

It´s friday

It´s friday bitches, that means party and alcohol...if not...you do something wrong or you´re not knifte enough :D Or you have a family and your wife didn´t want you to have a life beside the family :D
Catch your friends, go out, give your child to a babysitter and pass the fuck out tonight!!!!

Today i want to share with you the best video of the net!
What the fuck is going on there.... :D

WTF

It´s time for another WTF moment aaaaaaand here it comes!!!
Stay Knifte bitches & keep your inner child alive!

Weird tuesday

Hey folks, did i already say that i need vacation? no? ok then you know now, and this is the result of not having holiday...my mind is full of shit :D

A mothers gift

It´s so hot here in the office, my brain is meltin´ and that´s the result of this... #bockwurst

It´s gettin´hot in here

Summertime! Go out if you can, i´m sitting in the office and sweating my ass off. But if you go outside watch out for the balloon-lizards!

Kate

Kate´s in the hospital right now, that´s my imagination of how it looks like...i think this is very realistic.
Ok maybe the thug life tattoo is a little bit too small...

Watch out bitches!

Hey ho bitches,
my new project takes all my time and power, sometimes it goes further but then there´s a moment you get thrown all the way back to the start cause something doesn´t work. That´s so frustrating, but never give up, stand up and start again...till then you better watch out for Knifte, he´s in the city tonight throwing poo and pissing where he wants! #YOLO :D

Stay Knifte you dickheads!

Nice App

Hello again folks,
i just recieved a nice message from a friend about a app called "places i´ve pooped"!
This app will go big like facebook!

Stay Knifte bitches!

Cööcain

The rumors isn´t true, nobody in the world takes cocain, Harald told me!

Instagram

I work a lot on my new project "VAN DALISM" and i hope i can launch this project in september or october but you never now. There´s still a lot to do, but in this project i put all my passion & love and money...
Just be patient, it´s worth it!

Stay Knifte and become Van Dalism!

Eastbound and down!

Some magic happenend on the weekend, if you ever wonder how Knifte looks like in real life and how he really acts, just watch "Eastbound and down"!

It´s Knifte himself! Made by Will Ferrell, what can i say more? It´s perfect ;)

I spend the whole sunday watching Knifte aka Kenny Powers...so believe me it´s worth it!

Stay Knifte bitches!!!

Thaiger!

It´s friday again, yessir!!!
I´m working a lot on another project that will blow your mind, a lot of money and passion is involved ;)

But till then... watch out for the Thaigers, they look like girls but they´re boys!!!
Don´t let them fool you!

Stay Knifte and keep drinking bitches, cause that´s what i will do tonight ...yeeeha

Turkey protest

These turkey police is really fucked up!!!

Fight these bitches!!!

Bad Sun

Go out in the sun and keep an eye of your pet...the sun is bad sometimes!
Looking forward for the skate & surf festival on saturday in cologne, who is there too?

Stay Knifte bitches!!!!!

for my german fans

Fuck Winter

It´s friday yeeeha!!
The sun is shining and it´s warm, what do we want more?
Please little sun keep on fuckin´ the damn ugly winter!

Stay Knifte and go outside........................assholes.........

INFO

Just a little thursday information for you....

Eat your brains

Hey folks,
new week and good news!
I told you about the artwork i did for the new Silibil & Brains EP and here it is!!

You can pre order the EP at the webstore http://www.silibilnbrains.com/store.html

The full Album "dirty rotten scoundrels" will be available later in the year...

Stay Knifte bitches!!

Clip art & comic sans

Look what i found, a masterpiece of artwork :DDD

Some Film-covers made with comic sans and clip arts....how horrible is that :D

http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/movie-covers-recreated-in-clip-art-and-comic-sans

work-....

Working on the new cover artwork for the Silibil&Brains EP coming out in June....the album will be released in september this year!

I´m sorry but i can´t show you anything...top secret, bitches!

Summer...

SoandSo Media

It´s friday bitches and i got news from scotland!!!
Silibil from silibil&brains and his brother build up this collective of creatives called "SoandSo Media" and of course KNIFTE is a part of that project! A bunch of very talented guys are signed on this project like, DJ´s, fashion designer and artists from around the world. We will help each other, make collaborations and be a family of creative knuckleheads.

Check the page and keep in touch!
http://www.soandsomedia.co.uk/

Stay Knifte, bitches!

2 guys 1 cup

Only 3 days left until the final match of the champions league!
Who´s gonna make it, Klopp or Heynckes, Dortmund or Bayern....

I think it should named 2 guys 1 cup :P

Stay Knifte bitches!

Yoko Ono & Knifte

Time for famous friday!
We´ve done it, the week is over and it´s time to drink and get wasted again!

Yoko Ono wanted a new picture like the old one with john, but i think she chose the wrong person for this!

Stay Knifte and a nice weekend, bitches!

Everest

This week feels like climbing the everest while sittin´ on an apple!
Keep going and stay knifte folks!

WTF

Tuesday WTF!
I was at the bakery this morning and saw a conversation on the otherside of the street, i grabed my pencil and a paper and start to draw what i just have seen.

This is it, looks a little bit crazy huh? Maybe i was dreamin´ or the potato-salad was a little bit old.

Stay Knifte!

AWKWARD

So...for closing time some bad awkward moments :D

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/10-incredibly-awkward-moments-gifs

Nevermind

Hey bitches!
Let´s get back to the famous friday again, this was one of the best albums ever so i had to Knifte it!
The week is over and the weekend begins, hold your beer bottles up an get drunk!!

Stay Knifte!

Smoker problems

I don´t smoke cigarettes but i think that here are the problems that smokers have, am i right?
Your torso fell off and you can take a shit without pushing, it just fall out...no more pressure!

Stay Knifte cause life is stinky!

shoutouts from silibil

Working...working...working... :/
I want to do some Knifte shit instead of working ;)

Check out Silibil´s rapping over a killer necro beat and give props to Knifte!

Back from Amsterdam

Ahhhh..... my body is a mess and my mind too....i´m tired as hell, but i want to go back :D
Four days stag party in amsterdam, what a story :D

I need holidays from the holidays but i´m sittin´ in the office, epic fail!
I think we all have to go to rehab now.... good bye!

I hate pupils

Tuesday brain-shit!!!
I would love to explain this picture to you, but i can´t :D

My mind is a mess these days...but that´s good for Knifte!

Stay K!

Ghetto Bali Boy

My man Friedel aka Holiday Schmandt is going nuts in Indonesia and met this guy, bali represent! :D
How you´re doing fine and you didn´t get shot after taking this picture dude, the Knifte family is growing and growing all over the world!!!

Stay Knifte Bitches!!!!!!!

the first sunny day

Some impressions from my last saturday... the most important thing in life is family! second is Knifte ;)

 https://vimeo.com/64831042

Poo-Canoe

What a great weather to grab your ca....OH you don´t have a canoe?
Alright here´s a little hint for you from Knifte:
"Hey guys, what should i say, just poop yourself a canoe! But be sure to eat enough, otherwise you´ll get a very small poo-canoe that didn´t swim well. Stay Knifte bitches!"

Götze stays Knifte!

Silibil & Brains Album Artwork

Here´s the album artwork i did for the silibil&brains album coming out on 22th of july!!!!!
And the BBC documentary about their story also comes out this year....i postet the trailer down below!

I will do a lot of merch for them and this is not the only project this year, 2013 is going to get heavy!

I love their music, no lil wayne & usher shit, just real hip hop and no bumper car music!

Check their page for music, videos & other stuff!

And for all don´t know who Silibil & Brains is, watch the trailer of their BBC Documentary:

Stay Knifte and have great weekend everyone!!!! Keep drinking!

Working, working & working ...

It´s a little bit quiet here cause i have to work a lot on new projects, but i can´t show you too much that´s the problem. I´m working with FUCCA on a whole new tshirt concept where is everything handmade and each shirt is totally unique and on the other side i have a project running with Silibil from Silibil&Brains so don´t think i didn´t stay knifte! You will see what i mean in the next months, trust me!

Here´s a little sketch i did for one of the projects...

Stay KNIFTE Bitches, just one day and it´s weekend-time = beer-time!